Guy on full elevator at VA: This is my floor. I am the guy back here rolling the big blue bin.
We all made space for him to get off.
Me: That’s my favorite children’s song.
Another guy on elevator: Rolling the Big Blue Bin?
Him: How’s it go.
Me: (Singing improvised children’s song Rolling the Big Blue Bin)
Him: (laughing and getting off elevator) That was fantastic you made my day.
Doors of elevators close.
Another guy on elevator: Wow! I didn’t realize that was a real song.
Me: It wasn’t I made it up.
Him: Oh. Really? Oh! Wow! That’s amazing!
I exit elevator and realize I was on the wrong floor. I needed floor 4 not 8. Beaming I get on down elevator and hold door open for slow couple.
Me: (still super smile) What floor.
After about a minute
Her: You know, Jesus loves you.
Me: That’s awfully nice of him.
Her: You should find out about it.
Me: I am not really interested, I am into one woman kind of guys.
Her: Oh, OK. Well, he still loves you.
Me: (while exiting elevator) That guy just can’t take no for an answer.
I amuse myself.